A Guess

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Bald, coffee drinker
Comfortable shoes
David Hockney book (looks like him too)
Doesn't do oral 

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Its not even toasted 

Fuck his socks and the way he looks a plants


- Poem by Andie

Advice for a Lifetime

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An older woman who comes into the store to sell books every other day gave me some advice.

1 Wear low shoes.
2 Don't buy stuff.
3 Fold over your money twice and keep it in your pocket.

 

NO

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A conversation with a 62 year old woman. (she let me know her age)

Her:  I have to get to the hospital but I needed to buy my books first. Im in pain. You should take care of yourself. 
Me:   A look of concern and confusion comes over my face.  
Her:  They're gonna want to pump me with drugs... At the hospital. I don't do drugs. I'm 62 years old, books are my drugs. I don't do drugs. How old are you? What's your sign?
Me:   I am 22 years old and I am a cancer.
Her:  Oh girl you're in trouble. You're too sweet. I'm gonna let you know women should act in two modes to survive, one: set yourself up with a good family who will take care of you or find someone with money. Two: be a hoe. Im not kidding, you're laughing now but just wait. Im telling you once you're older no one cares. Men don't want you, once you don't look fuckable thats it. 
Me:   Shock and anger flash on my face.
Her:  Thats the truth. Find someone who will take care of you while you're fuckable. 

Stuff

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Older woman: Where's like...(long pause) like the feminist stuff.
                        Like where would you keep that stuff?
Me: Well books on feminist literature are in the social science section.
Older woman: Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.

Oh my

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Me: Thank you for stopping by, have a nice day!
Old Man: I'll make an attempt. I never have a nice day anymore.
Me: Oh
Old Man: not since my wife died 

What's in the bag?

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An old man asked if he needed to check in his bag.
Old man: do you want to check my bag?
Me: oh no thats not necessary
Old man: well just bananas and Tylenol  

Good Morning

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A man in a dingy vest and shorts bought an Alice Cooper CD at 9:30am. He asked me about my nationality, my birthmark, and my menstrual cycle. And finally what a dry spell was.